Monday, November 30, 2009

what's the poop?

We are not only aspirants to and embodyings of the divine, we also are poop bags, hosting in our bodies 2 to 3 pounds of poop at any given time. Uncoiled and stretched out we would be about 27 feet long -- a voracious eating machine at one end and a poop ejector at the other. Spiritual shit bags.

Factoid: Americans poop 4.5 million pounds of poop per hour. Source: The Poop Report
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6 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 30, 2009 at 9:34 AM

    I'll be dipped . . .

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  2. Sean StaffordNovember 30, 2009 at 9:37 AM

    Isn't that the truth!

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  3. AnonymousNovember 30, 2009 at 11:39 AM

    "Factoid: Americans poop 4.5 million pounds of poop per hour."

    I've *never* pooped that much in one hour! Well, except after this last Thanksgiving dinner... ;-p


    --MCB

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  4. Gregory LeFeverNovember 30, 2009 at 1:49 PM

    So far "what's the poop?" has drawn more comments than any other Intranaut posting, even more than "perfect love." Who said the universe doesn't have a sense of humor?

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  5. AnonymousNovember 30, 2009 at 10:44 PM

    Poop to that and a little gas as well. LG

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  6. George BreedDecember 1, 2009 at 6:14 AM

    Greg, I thought this might happen. Folk can more readily make comments about the scatological than the eschatological. I can write a piece that makes my heart sing with happiness, joy, and understanding, post it here and get either no or one comment. I figure most folk are way too busy to think or contemplate meaning. Poop talk brings instant response because it requires no thought. I am the same way. No matter. My "job" requires that I write what I hear when I sit quietly and listen and post it here. It's on its own after that.

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